I’m just like

Everyone else has girlfriends and boyfriends and significant others that rhey get to see and complain to and about and and I’m here on the other side of the country goinf “fuck. I need to stop complaining, I cant have a bad day, not allowed, I’m ecstatic to be coming home for more than two daus and see the lady, and I just can’t wait to be done.” Don’t get me wrong, I’m proud as fuck of what I’m doing, but it’s incredibly hard to deal with all the stresses, and growing up and realizing I made mistakes in the past I can never fix. I wish I’d. Been grown up sooner.

"

For you, baby, I am homesick.

Tell my mother I want nothing
of dinner with the family, I am hungry
for you at two a.m., with your body
a ticking alarm clock of loneliness.

For you, I am an aching wildfire,
the wilds of Seattle screaming our names —
for you, I could walk forever,
as long as your door was open,
as long as your bed was warm.

My place was never anywhere else
but your palm, your knees,
your blushing tulip sternum.
My place was your left ventricle,
the blood in your veins,
the twisted arteries
of your heart, I swear.

We always knew this,
but I got lost taking planes
thousands of miles away,
and even when every bone
in my body screams for home,
we gotta wait, baby.

I swear, I’ll be back soon.
I swear, I am sick for you.

"

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kirschtein-relatable:

shinpachiis:

japenis:

strip clubs where all the strippers cosplay anime characters

image

of course snk fandom

I imagine they wouldn’t be cosplaying for long

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botanycameos:

catsbeaversandducks:

Black Cats are Good Luck

Photos via Pinterest

Poor black kitties. ;-; Humans have so many stupid and cruel superstitions.

All kitties are lovely.

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friendly reminder for this fathers day

grinderman2:

intothehoods:

grinderman2:

my dad could beat up your dad

My dad would kick everyone’s ass

i heard your dad was an ugly baby who cant stop pooping his diaper

My daddy has a bazooka

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officiallalexgaskarth:

game84cube:

wholock-r-a-dorkiplier:

DID I JUST GET FUCKING KISSED BY thE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING POKEMON IN EXISTENCe?

If you don’t have a Pikachu kissing you on your blog, then what blog are you running?

Not a very good one obviously.

officiallalexgaskarth:

game84cube:

wholock-r-a-dorkiplier:

DID I JUST GET FUCKING KISSED BY thE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING POKEMON IN EXISTENCe?

If you don’t have a Pikachu kissing you on your blog, then what blog are you running?

Not a very good one obviously.

(Source: neogohann, via krickettmonster)

slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:

arrangealign:

Pretty amazing solar system watch.

From Van Cleef & Arpels… and apparently it was $240,000.

DUMBLEDORE’S WATCH, MAN

OH MY TITS I WOULD TOTALLY PAY LIKE 150$ FOR THAT. THAT’S A LOT OF MONEY FOR ME I RETURNED A CAR ONCE OKAY.

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